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10 Reasons Why Orange Is The New Black S3 Sucked


So I’m a little late to the party here as Season 3 of the Orange is the New Black was released on Netflix around two months ago, but since I have found myself horribly disappointed I thought it was still worth writing about. Here are 10 reasons why Orange is The New Black season 3 sucked.

NB. May contain spoilers for those who are yet to watch this season.

1. The lesbian scenes disappeared

Now this one is glaringly obvious, and I don’t want to sound crude, but where did all the lesbian sex scenes go? One of the ‘highlights’, for lack of a better word, of Orange Is The New Black is the fact that it is full of debauched lesbian prison antics. It was part of the appeal of the show, it made it fresh and slightly ‘shocking’. The lesbian element was undoubtedly something that the show was known for and I’m disappointed that the producers let that slide this season. Towards the end of the series there were a few more sex scenes, but most of them were quite rough and seemed fairly irrelevant. There’s even a rape scene which doesn’t get the attention it deserves at all and I didn’t think it was treated quite as seriously as it should have been.

2. Piper got weird 

Piper undergoes a sort of ‘transformation’ in this series, even further than the blonde rich girl to prison lesbian transformation. In this season, Piper turns bad ass, and by bad ass, I mean she tries to turn to bad ass. I mean tattoos and everything – this girl was really going for it. She even started up an illegal business from inside a prison. She basically tried to set herself up as the new big dog in prison, the new Red or the new V. But I don’t think anyone was convinced. Sure she did some really bitchy and cold-hearted things but she most certainly did not give off the same aura of authority as either of the previous prison big dogs.

3. Things suddenly got so easy for some characters

Speaking of this illegal business that Piper started – why was it all so easy for her to set up? When Red was trying to smuggle things in and out of the prison, it was a long and hard process. I mean, tunnels were dug for crying out loud, but sure when Piper tries to do something similar, things just fall into place. Also, Morello starts talking to strange men via letter, creates a fake identity for herself and then somehow gets her dream and ends up married by the end of the season. Not just that but she ends up consummating the marriage as the guards turn a blind eye.

4. They brought Alex back again.

I thought we’d got rid of her – why did they bring her back? And why did they make it so easy? The series starts off with Alex back and she seem.. I hate it when shows get rid of a major character in a highly dramatic way and then bring them back as if nothing had happened, just to keep the ratings up – well, my friend, your ratings are going down.


5. Brooke Soso tried to commit suicide but nobody knew about it and then suddenly she was accepted by the black community.

Brooke Soso actually became a fairly significant character in this series, with her problems being developed in pretty much every episode. Hers was probably one of the only storylines that developed well and then came to a climax near the end of the series. Brooke tries to commit suicide but then is saved and nursed back to health by Taystee and Poussey. I know that both these characters are nicer than your average inmate but to go out of your way to help someone you don’t know/like, instead of just reporting her to the guards, seems a little implausible. At the end of the series, Brooke is even accepted into the Black community, without much of a stir, which is strange given how important the group segregation is in prison.


6. They tried to make it ‘controversial’ by bringing in trans issues

I felt like the trans issues in this series were very forced. It is a well known fact that Sophia is a transgender black woman who is accepted by the prison community. Why did they have to go and turn everything upside down by suddenly making everyone transphobic? It was completely unnecessary, completely implausible and COMPLETELY UNRESOLVED.

7. What was up with the flashbacks?

Usually the flashbacks in Orange is the New Black actually add to the story and help us to understand the characters and their actions all the more. Whilst the did do this in some cases, the majority of the time they did not. Quite a lot of time was dedicated to Chang’s past in the first half of the series and I was convinced that something major was going to happen to her – but no. She continued to work in the commissary, we never found out how she ended up in prison and nothing happened. The same goes for Brooke Soso. She plays a much bigger role in this series and I thought that the flashback to her past would help us to understand or guess what was going to happen to her in the future, but this was not to be. Instead we’re presented with a scene of poor little Brooke and her tiger mother, but no explanation as to how this is relevant to the current storyline.

8. There were no major storylines

This series did branch out and explore a lot the stories of a lot more characters, Chang, Brooke, Crazy Eyes, Pennsatucky, Dayanara, Caputo and more. For some of them it’s their backgrounds that are explored in detail, for others its the present day. But either way, nothing particularly dramatic seemed to happen and often storylines, especially the flashbacks, seemed to have absolutely no relevance and did not advance the plot in any way.


9. What few storylines there were, were left unresolved

Sophia is still in the SHU and WHERE THE FUCK IS DAYA’S BABYDADY? He literally disappeared without a trace in the middle of the series and there wasn’t much of an attempt to find him. Daya complained to Caputo when he first disappeared and then seemed to drop it, convinced that he’s an arsehole, but if she loved him, she probably would’ve tried harder to find him and surely Caputo or one of the other guards would want to know what had happened to their coworker?

10. Nothing happened. 

If I had to sum up this series I would have a heck of a hard time trying to. Lots of little bitty things happened here and there but there was no continuous story throughout which meant that wasn’t much to entice you to watch the next episode. They tried to make up for a generally ‘meh’ series by making the last few scenes of the show ‘momentous’ and ‘dramatic’, but it was all just too little too late and I wasn’t really feeling it. This season was definitely a case of too much build up and not much action. I do still want to watch the next series and I’m sure what was left unresolved in this series will become clear in the next, but I probably won’t be sat refreshing Netflix’s homepage next release day.

So there you have it. 10 reasons why season 3 of Orange is the New Black sucked. All in all, Season 3 was a bit of a disappointment but I’m not going to say that the series was bad, because it was probably still far better than a lot of the trash out there on TV nowadays. However, I feel like it’s lost it’s spark. I never felt like I wanted to watch the next episode because I was curious about what was going to happen next, it was more because the next button was conveniently placed under the current video and I had nothing else to do that evening.


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    • 17th August 2015 / 2:44 PM

      Did you manage to start it? If so, how are you finding it?

  1. Danielle Alina
    15th August 2015 / 4:50 PM

    Still haven’t watched this yet!!

    • 17th August 2015 / 2:44 PM

      I’d be in no rush if I were you ;p haha

  2. my cup of beauty
    16th August 2015 / 12:12 AM

    I haven’t watched but it’s great you are not recommending 😛 I waste too much time on watching TV:(


    • 17th August 2015 / 2:43 PM

      haha me too :/ If you’re a fan of the show it’s still worth a watch, but it’s not as good as the first two seasons in my opinion!

  3. 16th August 2015 / 8:13 PM

    I was all set to tell you how much I wouldn’t agree with your points. All of a sudden, I think I agree with you on most of the points.

    First of all I have totally lost it for Chapman. Her character has turned so much and I am really not routing for her any more. I totally agree with you when it comes to Soso it is kinda weird how it when from bad to in to place with her. Also on nothing happening, completely agree as well. This series was the equivalent to second book in a YA trilogy. It seemed like more of a bridge to carry on rather than an actual plot!

    I will still be waiting for season 4 though :’)

    Great read + enjoy whats left of the weekend! 🙂

    Alex @ The Shelf Diaries

    • 18th August 2015 / 10:26 AM

      haha I’m glad I managed to change your mind! Definitely agree on this being the second book in a YA trilogy. Lots of things were left unexplained and there were a few ‘twists’ in the last episode that are obviously meant to make us anticipate the next season. Let’s hope the next is more exciting! Thanks for stopping by 🙂

  4. Leighanne Modeste
    17th August 2015 / 12:13 PM

    I have to agree with you that this season was lacking something, and can we talk about how greasy Pipers hair looked!!

    • 17th August 2015 / 2:43 PM

      Yes!!! She looks a bit gaunt and dirty now but I guess that’s what prison does to you! :/

  5. 17th August 2015 / 11:44 PM

    i love these series make me laugh so much 😀 i need to start watching it again!

  6. Lio Od
    18th August 2015 / 10:25 AM

    I’ve literally just started series one of this due to everyone raving about it, so far I’m not that impressed although I will attempt to see the series through. It’s interesting to hear a different perspective about series 3, all my friends have proclaimed it is the best thing ever!

    • 6th April 2016 / 4:14 PM

      How odd! One of my friends also said she thought this series was better and funnier than the previous two but I just can’t see why :/

  7. Beautyqueenuk
    18th August 2015 / 10:28 AM

    I am on episode 6 I think and am bored rigid with it, I can’t even tell you if anything has happened yet!

    • 6th April 2016 / 4:15 PM

      Yes yes yes! Exactly my sentiments. Nothing happens.

  8. Claire Ridewood
    20th August 2015 / 1:06 PM

    We just couldn’t get into this seires either!

  9. Galina V
    20th August 2015 / 4:14 PM

    I haven’t watched a single episode, and sounds like I’m not going to now.

  10. 22nd August 2015 / 11:14 AM

    I loved the first two seasons, but I really struggled with Season 3. I was super annoyed that we don’t get any explanation for why Daya’s partner disappeared. I know it’s because he is now on another TV show, but I think they should give us an actual answer on the TV show.

    • 6th April 2016 / 4:15 PM

      Yes that’s true! I hadn’t even thought about that but I guess that’ll be revealed in the next season? We hope..

  11. Charlotte
    22nd October 2015 / 10:32 AM

    I loved the first series but didn’t enjoy the second as much. Haven’t finished that yet so don’t think I’ll bother with the third. x

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